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Elke E Blue Doll
Girls of Xingu
First 'Little Freedom Store'.
On Granada TV's World In Action;
"I love the guitars." Peter Noone: December 2010
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J.P. DUTILEUXS'S WIFE TILLY AND LUZ WONG WITH MY FLAG OF WHAT
I DO TO EARN MY KEEP.
BEARDED ME AND LUZ WONG.
A DELIVERY FOR NIXON.
PLANE PARKED IN FRONT OF HIS HOUSE IN BAHAMAS.
CHIEF RAONI WITH WIFE AND BABY.
TAMBUTIN MODELING WITH CHAIR.
JEANNE PIERRE DUTILEUX ILL-TREATING A VISITOR BY CHASING
HER UP THE MAST WITH LUSTFULL INTENTIONS?
LOOKING DOWN ON 'SURVIVAL' FROM THE TOP OF THE MAST.
MYSELF MASP MUSEUM OF ART, SAO PAULO. EXHIBITING MY SCRIMSHAW WORK.
MY SELF AND LUZ WONG WITH DAVID - THE BAHAMANIAN
LOBSTER DIVER .
ANOTHER OF MOTHER EARTH'S 100 YEAR OLD 100 KILO TURTLE'S WITH ITS HEAD BLOWN OFF BY DYNAMITE FISHERMEN.
I DENOUNCED BLAST FISHING IN BRASIL AND I GOT IT STOPPED.
XINGU WOMEN FEED SENTIENT MOTHERLESS ANIMALS.
ME IN ARGENTINA GAINING A DIPLOMA FOR MY WORK TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN OF SOUTH AMERICA. 35,000 PEOPLE ATTENDED.
THE ENCORE.. KELLY'S EYE
'CAPTAIN' CLIVE KELLY
Kelly's Eye: The Prequel.
"It may appear that I have an incredibly big ego. But try to imagine me and my causes as a rowboat.
I'm just the oars.. dig?"
The cause now has 45 new members.
TO BRING AWARENESS TO THE XINGU DAM PROJECT
Chief Raoni Indian's going on river ferry to lobby against the Belo Monte Dam contruction..
Lord Erik Carboo..
The Queen Elizabeth Hall South Bank London
Wednesday 27 July With his band..
Master Drummers of Africa
LORD ERIK CARBOO AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER ON MANY ADVENTURTES AND LIFE'S GIGS. HE LOOKED AFTER ME WHEN I ARRIVED PENNILESS IN LONDON AND WAS CRIPPLED FROM SHIPWRECKING CAUSED BY COASTGUARDS OFF THE COAST OF MICK JAGGERS ISLAND IN THE GRENADINES. LORD ERIK SHARED HIS HUMBLE ABODE, FED ME AND GOT ME JAMMING NIGHT AFTER NIGHT ON DRUM'S UNTIL I GOT MY FORCE BACK AND MY BONES MENDED. HE IS MY SAVIOUR, TEACHER AND MY TRUE DARK-SKINNED FRIEND.
"As Lanky Beat readers have probably seen by now, my unfolding story is about my vastly diverse life from which I have now learned and being fully understanding of anything that one gain's in a life - either in love or business; if one does not stay with it - then it's allmost guaranteed - one will lose it.
As in my case, I conquested and created probably the worlds best music entertainment venues, pubs and clubs plus many achievments in the much more competitive film industry. I am maybe - because of my pub home and school upbringing - not one to stay put forever and take care of my conquests and creations - no matter how good they are. I still need to move on..
My wonderlust instinct will not allow me to be of fixed abode. As a non-stay-putter I must always pull up anchor, to set my course for the next adventure. If I had done as Peter Stringfellow for example did, I no doubt would be a trillionaire in monetary terms too. Buuuuttt hey - I am a multi-trillionaire in a different way; that is, in life's experiences, loves and lusts. Socially, we are brought up and taught to work to gain wealth to go on holiday, to spend and then return to work to do it all over again. Me. I work, create, then I'm off again seeking pastures new.
If my familly, my son and ex-partner and my son's godmother are honest with me and they return the goodwill I've shared with them throughout my life then financially my investment of buying and leaving my land in Park Pituacu, Brazil - which has just been sold on by them - then I'll be able to return back to my trimaran 'Survival' - the floating Amerindian Museum and continue to help our mutual mummy Planet Earth in it's almighty struggle to survive.
Here's hoping for honesty. Please dear reader, continue to stay in my loop, follow me on facebook on Clive Kelly. Remember too the mysterious creator who gave us enough for all our need's but not enough for capitalistic teachings of greed.
I've only scratched the surface with this story.. the Lanky Beat Prequel to my forthcoming lifestory Kelly's Eye. So please standby for the Rock Island Line Special coming on down the line.. Whooo whooo..."
Clive Kelly: July 2011
CAMDEN LOCK, LONDON WITH EDDIE ZOOM AND THE
HARPSICORD PLAYER FROM ALLAN PRICE SHOW.
MANY MORE CHARACTER'S AT CAMDEN MARKET, LONDON
"YOU EITHER LIVE YOURE LIFE ACCORDING TO THE SYSTEM - NOW PROVEN WRONG - OR YOU GET OUT AND DO YOU OWN THING.
TURN ON - TUNE IN - DROP OUT. BUT THEN HELP THE CRIPPLED SYSTEM FROM WITHOUT."
My love Anna Anulka Zanulka with Roy Castle, Cilla Black and Sidney James.
We were all together sitting in Lord Kirkhams Manor.
A young Anna Anulka Zanulka
She was a true blonde bombshell, a Play Boy pin-up, a London Bunny-Girl and street trader.
She went to stay in Hollywood for a time at Hugh Hefners mansion, then when she came
back where she also got a day job at the very first Anne Summers shop at Hyde Park Corner as
assistant manageress. She became hollywood filmstar and made at least one vampire film.
My full family:
Jimmy and Yvette in background. Glen son of my sister. Allan with baby Christy, daughter
of my sister. My mum Glenda, my sister and Anna Anulka Zanulka who was my partner then.
A GREAT SHOT FROM FILM 'RAONI AVEC CLIVE KELLY', THATS ME IN CANOE A BIT BLEEDY
AFTER FALLING IN SPINES OF JUNGLE WHILST BEING CHASED BY THE TRIBE.
ALL THE TRIBE KNEW WAS WHAT DIRECTER JEANNE PIERRE DUTILEUX TOLD THEM. HE WENT ON AHEAD OF ME TO PREPARE THE CAMERAS, FOR SHOTS IN 35 MM PANAVISION TECHNICOLOUR FILM - FIRST TIME EVER USED IN FILMING IN AMAZON.
I WAS SOON TO FOLLOW IN MY CESNA PLANE AND BUILD A WICKER AND MUD HOUSE BY SIDE OF RIVER XINGU. J P DUT' HAD ADVISED INDIANS THAT THERE IS A 'WHITE MAN INVADER' COMING TO LAY CLAIM TO BUILD A HOUSE ILLEGALLY ON THEIR LAND. THE HOUSE HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN HALF-BUILT BY J P DUT'S' HELPER'S. SO I ARRIVED WITH INSTRUCTIONS BY RADIO AND WAS TOLD GET OUT OF THE PLANE, GO TO HOUSE FRAME AND START 'TILL FINISHED IT.
THE INDIANS WERE ADVISED TO ATTACK ME. THEY WERE NOT ACTORS. ATTACK MEANT ATTACK AND THEY DID. THEN I WAS TIED UP, THROWN IN CANOE AND PUSHED OFF WITH THREE PADDLING INDIANS THEN TAKEN TO THEIR VILLAGE DOWN RIVER. I AM WELL AND TRULY CAUGHT. AS THE INDIANS PADDLED DOWN RIVER WITH ME BLEEDING BADLY, THE WHITE MAN INVADER J P DUT' AND A CAMERAMAN FLEW MY PLANE JUST OVER THE HEAD'S OF THE FRIGHTENED INDIANS CAUSING THEM TO JUMP IN THE RIVER AND ABANDON ME IN THE CANOE.
I WAS LUCKY - I DID NOT GET EATEN BY THE PIRANHAS AND ALLIGATORS. THE CANOE DRIFTED TO THE RIVERBANKS WHERE IT WAS SAFE TO LICK MY WOUNDS. IT IS A FACT THAT I NOW REALISE J P DUTILEUXS INTENTIONS, AS I GOT TO KNOW HIM BETTER, HE STOPS AT NOTHING TO GET THE BLOOD PHOTO'S AND FILMS HE WANTS. MAYBE HE THOUGHT.. 'IF KELLY GETS KILLED', THEN HE'LL BE MORE FAMOUS?
CLIVE KELLY PIC TAKEN BY ARNOLD SWARTZNEGGERS PHOTOGRAPHER 'DAVID' FROM A LONDON AGENCY WHO WAS SENT ESPECIALLY
TO COVER ARNOLD'S PIC'S AT CANNES 1977 FILM FESTIVAL. ARNOLD WAS STILL IN THE COCKPIT WATCHING DAVID TAKE THIS PIC OF ME.
THE FACIAL PORTAIT SHOT IS OF THE CHE' GUEVARA TYPE. THIS ONE IS THE FILMSTAR TYPE OF PORTRAIT OF THE TIME OF THE BUILDING
OF THE ETHNO, ECO AMERINDIAN MUSEUM.
The two girls that I lived with. The one on the left with the ducks in hand,
and the black costume with teeth on her head is TANIA PRETTYMAN.
Chief Raoni hugs his best white man friend: Me!
I like this.. it's warm.
THE FATHER OF XINGU MY SPIRITUAL TEACHER, THE MAN
THAT WAS ON THE MAPPING OF BRASIL: RONDON EXPEDITION.
HE FELL IN LOVE WITH AMERINDIANS.
ORLANDO VILLAS BOAS CONVINCED BRASILIAN GOVERNMENT TO LET THE TRIBES LIVE IN PEACE FOREVER IN XINGU NATIONAL PARK. NOW HIS TRUTH IS BEING MADE INTO A MAJOR DECEPTIVE LIE. ORLANDO VILLAS BOAS AND CLAUDIO VILLAS BOAS ARE STILL BY MY SIDE IN SPIRIT.
GET IT TOGETHER WE FIGHT TO STOP BELO MONTE DAM CONSTUCTION. ORLANDO VILLAS BOAS TOLD ME IN FRONT CAMERA 'NEVER TO TRUST BELGUIM MAN JEANNE PIERRE DUTILEUX'. HE IS A MAN FROM A CHAMPAIGNE LUXURY DRINKING WORLD - THE FOURTH WORLD. TAKING HIS POWER AND FAME FROM AN IMPOVRISHED THIRD WORLD PEOPLES -
THE BRASILIAN INDIANS. IT WAS PUBLISHED IN ELLE MAGAZINE IN BRASIL.
IT IS A FACT - THAT THE BRITISH PRESS SHOULD NOTE AND WRITE UP NOW - AND ESPECIALLY NOW THAT THE WORLD IS BEING MADE AWARE OF THIS ENCROACHING DISASTROUS ECO HUMANITARIAN CRIME. THE MONSTOUS BELO MONTE DAM PROJECT IS BEING FOUGHT AGAINST BY DEMONSTRATORS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD.
OUTSIDE THE BRASILIAN EMBASSY ON FRIDAY THIS WEEK JEANNE PIERRE DUTILEUX WAS REVEALED AS A CONMAN ON GRANADA TV'S PROGRAM 'WORLD IN ACTION' IN THE 80S. OVER THE PASSING YEARS J P DUT' HAS WEASLED HIS WAY BACK INTO THE LIFE OF CHIEF RAONI, WHICH IS NOW ONE OF THE MAIN FIGURES OF RESISTANCE TO THE BELO MONTE DAM PROJECT. J P DUT' HAS OBVIOUSLY WRITTEN THE LIFE'S CURRICULUM OF CHIEF RAONI WHEREIN IT DOES NOT MENTION THAT ME - CLIVE KELLY - PRODUCED THE VERY FIRST INTRODUCTORY FILM TO THE XINGU INDIANS THIS WAS A NINETY MINUTE DOCUMENTARY SHOWN WORLDWIDE BY THE BRITISH BROADCASTING COMPANY - THE BBC. IN THIS FILM, DIRECTED BY J P DUT' - AT MY REQUEST, IT SHOWS THE CULTURE'S OF ALL THE XINGU RIVER TRIBE'S AND FEATURES CHIEF RAONI - THEN THE MOST FEARED CHIEF OF THE *TXUCARAMAE TRIBE.
WHILST FILMING THE INDIANS I BECAME ALMOST LIKE A BROTHER WITH CHIEF RAONI. WE THEN PLANNED TO RETURN AT A LATER DATE TO MAKE A FULL LENGTH FEATURE FILM - A TYPE OF 'TARZAN OF THE AMAZON' THING. A FEW YEARS LATER WE RETURNED AS PROMISED TO SHOOT RAONI AND CLIVE KELLY. THE FILM WON 'THE 1977 GOLDEN HANDCLAP' OR 'PALME D'OR' AT CANNES FILM FESTIVAL IN 1977. LATER IN BRASIL IT WON FOUR GRAMMIES AT THE BRAZILIAN FILM FESTIVAL.
MARLON BRANDO WAS THEN SPLICED INTO THE FILM, AND MUCH OF ME - CLIVE KELLY, 'THE WHITE MAN - WAS 'CUT OUT 'ILLEGALLY' BY J P DUTILEUX. HE DECIDED TO FILM MARLON BRANDO LEADING THE NORTH AMERICAN INDIANS DURING THEIR LONGEST WALK TO THE WHITE HOUSE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE TRIBES LAND RIGHTS. THEN HE REPLACED ME WITH MARLON, THEN HE HIRED THE HOLLYWOOD'S MOST FAMOUS FILM THEATRE THE CHINAMAN THEATRE AND INVITED ALL THE TOP NOTCH HOLLYWOOD ELITE INCLUDING JOHN VOIGHT, FLOYD PATTERSON AND CHIEF REDCROW.
NOTE: TEN BEARS IN KEVIN COSTNERS FILM DANCE WITH WOLVES. DONATIONS POURED IN AT $500 MINIMUM A SEAT, BUT THEN WITH HIS POCKETS FULL AND HIS APPETITE FOR A CRUISE, HE JOINED ME ABOARD MY TRIMARAN 'SURVIVAL'. WITH HIM HE BROUGHT A LETTER FROM MARLON BRANDO TO ME THANKING ME FOR ALLOWING HIM TO ALSO BE ANOTHER WHITE MAN IN OUR FILM RAONI. OF COURSE, I WAS HAPPY TO RECIEVE LETTER AND MAKE J P DUT' STAY ABOARD MY FLOATING HOME VERY WELCOME.
IT WAS ONLY YEARS LATER THAT I LEARNED THAT J P DUT' HAD BEEN THROWN OUT OF THE TRIBAL LIFE FUND -TLF - AS IT'S VICE PRESIDENT, AS HE ALSO USED AND ABUSED TRIBAL LIFE. IN LETTER SENT TO HIM BY THE TLF, THE PRESIDENT STATES..
"IF YOU DO NOT IMMEDIATELY RESIGN YOURE POSITION AS VICE PRESIDENT THEN I SHALL CLOSE DOWN THE TRIBAL LIFE FUND IMMEDIATELY. I WOULD RATHER CLOSE THAN HAVE IT RUINED BY DECEITFULL FILM MAKERS LIKE YOURSELF!"
THIS LETTER I SHOWED ON PROGRAM WORLD IN ACTION BY GRANADA TV. JEANNE PIERRE STOLE MY FILM 'RAONI AND CLIVE'. HE ALSO STOLE ALL MY NEGATIVES WHEN I TOOK STING AND J P DUT' TO VISIT CHIEF RAONI IN XINGU IN 1989. NOW HE'S BACK AS CHIEF RAONIS MENTOR AFTER RECENTLY WRITING A BOOK TITLED.. 'THE MEMORIES OF A CHIEF', BY JEANNE PIERRE DUTILEUX. NOW RAONI IS IN THE WORLD NEWS AGAIN. THE BOOK WILL BE A BEST SELLER FOR J P DUT'.
IN RAONI'S CURRICULUM -OBVIOUSLY WRITTEN BY J P DUT' - IT DOES NOT EVEN MENTION MY NAME. IT'S AS IF I HAVE NEVER EXISTED. ONLY MARLON BRANDO IS MENTIONS IT AS 'THE WHITE MAN' IN CHIEF RAONI'S LIFE FILM.
WHAT I FIND A MUCH BIGGER 'CRIMINAL' ACTION IS THAT IN CHIEF RAONI'S CURRICULUM IT GOES ON TO ASK FOR HELP BY MEANS OF DONATIONS AND SIGNATURES FOR THE 'FRENCH' PETITION AGAINST THE CONSRUCTION OF BELO MONTE DAM. BUT IF YOU HAIL AND RESIDE - AS I AM AND PRINCE CHARLES DOES - FROM ENGLAND OR THE UNITED KINGDOM, THEN WE BRITISH CITIZENS CANNOT SIGN IT - BECAUSE WE ARE 'NOT ACCEPTED' BY RAONI'S WRITER J P DUT'. HE SEEMS TO HAVE DELIBERATELY LEFT THE UK OFF THE LIST OF CONTRIBUTOR COUNTRIES. NOW THAT IS AN INSULT BEYOND WORDS, BECAUSE I SUSPECT HE OMITS THE UK ON PURPOSE - BECAUSE BOTH STING AND MYSELF - THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE WHO KNOW HIM AS HE IS - WOULD REVEAL HIS TRUTH.
*NOTE: A SUB-TRIBE OF THE KAYAPO FAMILY.
THE JUNGLE STORIES BY STING AND J P DUTILEUX.
IN THE BOOK, THE JUNGLE TREE ON THE FRONT COVER SHOWS HOW JEANNE PIERRE DUTILEUX AND STING CHANGED REALITY BY DECORATING IT WITH BIRDS, SNAKES AND SPIDERS TO CREATE PHONY SENSATIONALISM.
SELLING THE PHOTOS AND THEMSELVE'S TO THE READER'S, MOST OF THE PHOTOS IN THEIR BOOK WERE
TAKEN BY ME - BUT THEY DO NOT GIVE ME ANY CREDIT, TITLES OR ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS..
IT IS PRINTED ON BACK PAGE THAT ALL MONEY FROM SALES OF THIS BOOK WILL GO TO RAINFOREST
IN FACT, IT WAS PROVEN THEN AND DENOUNCED BY ME, THAT ALL THE MONEY DID NOT INDEED GO WHERE IT SAID ON COVER OF BOOK. WORLD IN ACTION ON THE GRANADA TV PROGRAM FOUND OUT THAT MOST OF THE MONEY FROM THE BOOK SALES FOUND ITS WAY INTO THEIR OWN POCKETS.
J P DUT' SAYS, "KELLY TOOK ME HALF WAY AROUND THE WORLD INFERRING I WAS HIS PILOT."
STING SAID "CAPTAIN' KELLY IS A CHARACTER STRAIGHT OUT OF THE COMIC BEANO."
DO YOU GET THE PICTURE? THEY BOTH ARE BUILDING - A NEW FOOLISH CLIVE KELLY?
SO THEY CAN RELENTLESSLY REDUCE ME TO A JOKE TO BE PUT AWAY FOREVER?.
The middle pic above shows JP Dut' and myself holding between us a bunch of flowers..
"JEANNE PIERRE DUTILEUX SAID HE WOULD DO PEE ON MY GRAVE AND NOT PUT THE FLOWERS.."
CHIEF RAONI WITH THE THEN GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL, PRESIDENT FUNAI. THIS IS A SHOT FROM OUR CO PRODUCED FILM RAONI AND CLIVE KELLY. HOW CAN CHIEF RAONI'S CURRICULUM OF TODAY NOT EVEN MENTION ME? ITS VERY OBVIOUS TO ME THAT J. P. DUTILEUX IS HIDING ME AWAY AND WITHHOLDING THE REAL TRUTH FROM THE WORLD?
Chief Raoni and the Petition..
Chief raoni showing the petition to stop Belo Monte Dam project has 84,000 signatures with many finger prints by Amerindians who cannot read or write. To get my own signature on it I had to lie about my country of abode - the United Kingdom. I had to declare that I lived in Malta. The UK was purposely left off the list of countries of responses.
I COMPLAINED TO THE FRENCH ORGANISATION BEHIND THE PETITION 'AGAINST THE PROPOSED BRAZILIAN BELO MONTE DAM PROJECT'. THEY REPLIED SAYING THAT MY MESSAGE HAS CREATED A NOTE! NOW THE COUNTRIES LIST SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN DELETED FROM THE SIGNATURE LIST. IN MY LETTER TO THEM, I POINTED OUT THAT JEANNE PIERRE DUTILEUX WAS A REGOGNISED FRAUDSTER IN UK, AS SHOWN ON GRANADA TV SHOW - WORLD IN ACTION - 1989.
We women of Kayapo will fight against the Belo Monte Dam to the end..
Stop Xingu Flooding
AT HER MAJESTY'S disPLEASURE..
I 'wangled' my way into the HRH Residency in a turret block at the 15th century Lancaster Castle.
John Bradshaw, my best pal got so used to taking over the gambling table's bank's that we continued on and into real ones. Paddy Jones wife Jenny got a job as a dealer of cards - a croupier - at the then extremely popular bingo clubs called Blue Star Bingo Halls. Being on the inside of the clubs rules, why's and wherefores she discovered that the house banker - that is the person who deals the cards and is usually the establishment, unless challenged, were set to gain about 12% an hour over and above the table bets. Table bets are monies placed by the punters on the turn of the legalite wheel. LEGALITE was the name of the wheel spin game. It was planned as to be able to be considered legal above the illegal wheelspin game called Roulette. By allowing the clause that anybody, any player that was officially a member of the club, could be banker if he, or she, had sufficient funds to cover all the bets on the table.
Jenny researched which of the many clubs around northwest England that made the most profits and at which time of the day they were best made. John, Paddy and I became very good actors in the following months as we travelled from club to club taking over the banks. Soon we became known to the Blue Star security mob, who in turn published our photos to all the clubs doorkeeping staff. With our identities now revealed we were consequently barred from entering many of these establishments.
We then visited our 'tallish' hippy friend street traders and gave them lessons in just how to pretend to be policeman. We even bought them all black baggy pants, suits and ties, to look the real Dixson of Dock Green. The stance, the uplift roll of the foot to give tallness became our weapons of kiddance, as we sent them off to the afternoon sessions of bingo and legalite roulette.
We made so much money that John and I opened many different bank accounts around the UK and even further afield. Each account required us to use different names and addresses. At that time any person was legally allowed to use stage names or psuedoes - that is if about a hundred other people knew you by that name; but that was never seaminly checked out. We then opened several account's each. To open our account's we had to look like the dogs balls, so we wore gold, lots of it, 200 gram gold bracelets with our aliase's engraved on them, plus our Rolex watches and Saville Row suites - cut to fit a Prince. We always made a scandal skid or horn basher as we arrived at each bank in our Rolls Royce moneymobile's. Using big lumps of cash to impress it was easy to do. In some larger cities we would big-up our image by applying to the local council for local Planning Permission to open an Antique Furniture House or a Rolls Royce/Jaguar car showrooms.
Once established as wealthy-up-and comings to the Banks, we started borrowing. I would deposit a cheque and at same time John in another city would withdraw the cash amount. This was no problem as the banks trusted us, but after we had ammased a big stash of cash Paddy Jones decided he wanted it. He arranged to meet us to discuss a new business plan. The meeting place was we thought was safely suggested as the Kenco Coffee House on London's King's Road. On Sunday afternoon at 2: 00 John as I were sitting there awaiting for 'Paddy the Grassman', seven plain clothes policemen arrived at the door in two black London taxis. In they walked, grabbed my two hands behind my back and handcuffed both me and John, then drove us to Scotland Yard. The Chief said, "well boys, you've not been paying nicely. Wanna do it now. Where is the cash?"
We were duly locked up illegally and kept for four days in the cellers where we had no clothes, no beds and they beat the hell out of John. No doubt they would have done the same to me but when they tried to slap me I grabbed his hand and bit a piece from his finger, then bit his balls, from then on they didnt bother beating on me any more. However, John got it for the two of us.
We were sent down for conspiracy because..
..PADDY JONES THREW OUR BRIEFCASE WITH OUR ACCOUNT DETAILS INTO THE POLICE STATION AND ROBBED ALL OUR SECRET STASH OF MONEY AND THE MANY CARS WE HAD. OUR LANCASTER CASTLE RESIDENTS' PERMIT WAS ISSUED FOR 24 MONTHS EACH PLUS THE 4 MONTHS WE SPENT IN STAFFORD, LINCOLN AND STRANGEWAYS. IT CAME TO THREE STRETCH EACH. WHAT A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO LOOSE, BUT I WAS ABOUT TO LEARN A FEW OF NEW LIFE'S NEWER TRICKS. MANY OF MY CLOSE FREINDS DIED, OR WERE KILLED WHILST I WAS LEARNING TO SURVIVE. I WILL END THIS LITTLE STORY BY ADDING - IF IT HAD NOT BEEN FOR THE ROLLING STONES, I WOULD NEVER HAVE HAD THIS INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY.
"ROCKIN' IN THE TREE TOPS ALL DAY LONG, ROCKIN' ROBIN KEEPS SINGIN' HIS SONG,
ROCKIN' ROBIN , ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCKIN' ROBIN.."
A POEM PUBLISHED IN THE PRISONERS MONTHLY MAGAZINE IN 1966
BY CLIVE KELLY (c)
I don't want to conform to a normal life
of work and worry, trouble and strife
Good mornin' Fred how's the wife?
Stand at bus stop,
Stamp the work clock.
Pack up sandwiches
Flask of tea
Oh no! That's not for me
Join the normies playing darts.
Dont tell them you think they're a load of farts.
Home to bed now half past ten.
will it ever end if so when?
Years pass by, wife begins to sag
Out ont' binge looking for a shag
Cost to much money have to do a job,
now I'm looking round for someone to rob
Saw a likely geezer with a face so red
And a pocketful of money - so i hit him onth' 'ead,
Ten days later papers read
Said man gets twenty, now I wish I was dead, .
But with parole I'll be free in ten,
but what I wonder will I do then?
I'll be a faceless, graceless dirty old man
and everybody will know I've just come owt' t'can
I'll be the underdog for them to rule
But at last I'll be an individual
THE VICTORIA PUB CLUB..
SAMPA - BRAZIL
The facade' of the Victoria Pub. This pic was used on front of the 'Tourists to Sampa Brochure'.
The front of the Victoria Pub with Chief's Raoni, Metan, Krumari and Takuma.
All Xingu Chiefs' from different tribe's..
One of the 'Lords of Rings'; Ken Maguire at The Victoria. He is Yogic upside-down.
THE VICTORIA PUB, CLUB, MUSIC HALL AND RESTAURANT .
A CLIVE KELLY CREATION - THE BEST IN THE WORLD - AS ACCLAIMED BY ALL 'TRIBES'.
THERE WERE TWO LATTITUDE'S PUBS..
THIS WAS THE GALLEON PUB IN SAMPA.
The DJ's Bow..
Side view: Above you can see the canal on which Garcons row the customers
to the 15th century restaurant on the other side, passing a nude beach on way.
In Lattitude 3001 is Tambutins's mother and sister Monica Nomura.
Bottom right you can just see Chief Raonis head.
Raoni came along with seven of his warriors to the opening night of the pub.
Latitude 3001 was an amazing and exact copy of the galleon which brought
Pedro Cabral to Brazil for him to discover the first Indians living there.
MY FIRST ARTISTS IMPRESSION LATTITUDE 3001 PORTO SEGURO BAHIA BRAZIL.
LATTITUDE 3001 IS 17%. BUILT BY ME OUT OF SUNKEN BOATS RAISED UP FROM THE SEABED.
LATITUDE 17 DEGREE'S..
THE TRIMARAN ON THE BEACH IN PORTO SEGURO BAHIA WAS CALLED LATTITUDE 17 DEGREES
AS IT WAS ON LATTIUDE LINE 17 DEGREES.. DIG?
I BUILT LATITUDE 17 DEGREES IN PORTO SEGURO BAHIA BRASIL. INCLUDING IN IT, EVERY PIECE I COULD SALVAGED FROM SOME WELL KNOWN FAMOUS BRASILIAN BOATS.
THE CANOES STANDING UP ON END ARE THE VERY FIRST INDIAN FERRY BOAT FROM AROUND 17TH CENTURY. THE LIGHTINGS AT THE BACK ARE MADE OF SMALL ROWBOATS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN HUNG ON CHAINS AND THE MASTS OF FISHING SCHOONERS.
I HAD TO DIVE DOWN FIFTEEN FEET OR SO TO CUT THE BOWS OFF AND THEN FLOAT THEM TO THE SURFACE BY INFLATING RUBBER DINGHYS INSIDE THEM. THEN I TOWED THEM WITH MY 125 HORSEPOWER BAYLINES SPEEDBOAT. THE SEATS ARE MADE FROM TIPS OF LARGE CANOE'S AND OTHER BOATS.
ON OPENING NIGHT MY OWN TWO TWO HUNDRED CAPACITY PASSENGER FERRYS WORKED FLAT OUT AS 15,000 PEOPLE ATTENDED THE OPEN-AIR CEREMONY. I HUNG HUNDRED'S HAMMOCK'S IN TREES AND BUILT DOUBLE-BED PLATFORMS FOR ALL TUNGADAS TO LAY DOWN THERE SLEEPY HEAD'S OR.. JUST GROOVE TO THE BLUES WITH BOOZE.
AROUND THE WORLD TO DEFEND THE INDIANS
CHIEF RAONI AND CLIVE GO TO THE BRASILIAN BAHIAN GOVERNMENT FORUM TO
COMPLAIN TO THE GOVERNOR ABOUT ILLEGAL TREE LOGGING GOING ON THERE.
This is the publicity I generated when I returned to build the
Museum in Bahia Brazil - it feature's the arrival of me.. Captain Clive Kelly
Chief Raoni Meets the Pope John Paul II
1. TEDJEKE RAONIS SON SENT FOR ME TO JOIN HIM IN THE DANGEROUS HOSPITAL WHERE THE PRESIDENT OF BRASIL DIED IN MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES. THE FAB MILITARY HOSPITAL IS WHERE I STAYED TO GUARD CHIEF RAONI UNTIL HE RECOVERED FROM HIS ILLNESS. SOON AFTER TEDJEKE RAONIS SON WAS KILLED BY THE LOGGERS.
2. CHIEF RAONI ILL, WORN-OUT, WEAK AND PENNILESS; ABANDONED BY STING AND P P DUT'. HAD THEY USED HIM FOR FREE WORLD-WIDE PUBLICITY?
Note: "Here I get Chief Raoni to sign giving me the rights to protect him by controling all medicines given to him. I suspected that Sting and J P Dut' might want him out of the way because they did not want to share the money donations that had been given them on the world tour with Chief Raoni. Did they plan it that way, knowing that the Fab Hospital is a military establishment and that Raoni had been denouncing them on his tour?."
3. CHIEF RAONI WITH AUTOMATIC RAONI MINI INDIAN WHICH SPEAKS AS IT MOVES. IT SAYS, "WE DONT WANT YOUR RELIGIONS, EDUCATIONS YOUR DISEASES - JUST STAY OUT OF OUR JUNGLE . THE RAONI MODEL TRAVELS AROUND THE WORLD WITH ME WHERE I TEACH CHIEF RAONI'S WORDS.
4. 1973 SHOWS CHIEF RAONI SITTING IN DISASTROUS DEAD FOREST HE IS CRYING BECAUSE VATICAN'S TRACTORS KILLED ALL THE ANIMALS AND TREES.
THE BRASILIAN LOGGERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD INCLUDE THE VATICAN INVESTMENT.
MY GOOD FRIEND FOOTBALLER 'PELE' WITH HIS OWN HAND-WRITTEN SIGNATURE AND PHONE NUMBER.
Pele is pictured here in the 'Victoria' were he helped me to make my club legal.
He is with the samba group I managed called 'Tarantula' with R Spider from the Amazon.
The man shielding his eyes is US President Nixon..
He came along and signed the 'first' visitor's book when he called in on me to see the 'Survival Amerindian Ethno Eco Floating Trimaran Museum. This happened just off the coast of his private Island where he built a copy of the Washington White House.
I attended dinner with Nixon in his 'White House' on the Island and he also drank tea aboard the 'Survival.
A DISPLAY BOARD ON THE 'SURVIVAL' MUSEUM.
"'SURVIVAL' MY TRIMARAN AND MY AMERINDIAN FLOATING MUSEUM IS STILL ALIVE,
ALTHOUGH RENAMED TO HELP HER BE SAFE AND SOUND UNTIL I RETURN TO RECLAIM HER."
"On ocean waters I sailed for forty years or more; 24 hours a day.
Feeling and seeing the sea. I see what other's don't see."
Clive Kelly: June 2011
"YES SURVIVAL IS NOW GOOD AS NEW, REFURBISHED, RENEWED AND WAITING FOR ME SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH AMERICA. I AM NOW JUST WAITING THE MONEY FROM THE SALE OF MY LAND IN BRAZIL; THE LAND WHERE CHIEF RAONI AND I WAS ONCE GOING TO OPEN 'THE SURVIVAL AMERINDIAN ETHNO - ECO MUSEUM'. THAT LAND HAS ILLEGALLY BEEN SOLD WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
I AM NOW IN POSITION TO RETURN IMMEDIATLY AND SUSPEND THE SALE, OR ALTERNATIVELY ACCEPT THE MILLIONS $ IT HAS BEEN SOLD FOR? I WAIT AT THIS VERY MOMENT TO SEE IF MY SON MEGA OM RAINCLOUD KELLY SENDS ME THE MONEY OR NOT?. IF HE DOES AS I EXPECT HE WILL AND SHOULD -THEN I WILL SOON RETURN TO SOUTH AMERICA TO CONTINUE MY LIFE'S DEDICATED GOAL TO PROTECT THE LAST OF PURE MOTHER EARTHS CHILDREN, THE FLORA AND FAUNA OF THE XINGU AND AMAZON REGIONS. I HOPE STING, ARNOLD SWARTZNEGGER, GEORGIE BENSON, JAMES CAMERON, PLUS OTHERS THAT I KNOW CAN BRING A WHACK AWARENESS TO THE WORLD ABOUT THIS THREAT TO WORLD STABILITY.
THE MONSTER OF THE BELO MONTE DAM PROJECT IN XINGU IS SCHEDULED TO COMMENCE IN JUST A FEW WEEKS TIME.
A KIND MESSAGE TO MY SON MEGA OM RAINCLOUD KELLY - PLEASE READ THIS AND ACTIVATE YOURSELF TO SEND MY LANDSALE MONEY TO MY BANK HERE IN UK. BANK DETAILS SENT BY EMAIL FOR MONEY TRANSFERENCE ASAP URGENT NOW. THE LAND I SPEAK ABOUT IN BRASIL WAS GRANTED THE GOVERNMENT OF BRAZILS PERMISSION IN 1989 TO BUILD THAT VAST THEME PARK -THE AMERINDIAN MUSEUM. CHIEF MEGARON TXUCARAMAE - THE THEN PRESIDENT OF THE BRAZILIAN GOVERNMENT'S INDIAN PROTECTION AGENCY AND CHIEF RAONI PLUS OTHER XINGU CHIEFS ALL SIGNED AN OFFICIAL FUNAI DOCUMENT. COPY TO BE SENT WITH THIS LETTER.
I STARTED TO BUILD THE MUSEUM SPENDING HUNDRED'S OF THOUSANDS OF MY OWN MONEY, BUT I HAD TO STOP THE PROJECT WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF BRASIL FERNANDO COLLOR DEMELLO, CLOSED ALL THE BANKS TO CONFISCSATE ALL FUNDS IN ALL BANK'S WITH HIS EXCUSE HE WAS SAVING BRAZIL FROM BANKRUPCY. THE COMPANY MACDONALDS WANTED TO FINANCE THE MUSEUM PROJECT BUT I WOULD NOT ACCEPT THERE MILLIONS IN CASH, AS FIRST I REQUIRED PROOF BEYOND ALL DOUBT, THAT THEIR HAMBURGER MEAT DID NOT COME FROM NORTH OF BRAZI. I WANTED PROOF THEY WERE NOT JUST BUYING A GREEN FLAG TO CONTINUE TO CUT DOWN THE AMAZON FOREST TO PROVIDE FURTHER GRAZING GROUNDS FOR THEIR CATTLE MEAT - HAMBURGERS.
THE PROOF CAME DOCUMENTED, AND CONFIRMED BY BRAZILIAN GOVERNMENT, BUT IT CAME SAME DAY THE BANKS WERE CLOSED - WE LOST OUT AND THE MUSEUM PROJECT STOPPED. I HAD TO RETURN TO MY TRIMARAN 'SURVIVAL' - THE FLOATING MUSEUM AND CONTINUE SAILING AROUND THE WORLD, TO TEACH IN SCHOOL'S THE TRUE VALUE OF THE UNPOLLUTED AMERINDIAN CULTURES IN RELATION TO THE PROTECTION OF THIS EARTHS NATURAL OXYGEN CLEANING MACHINE - THE FILTER FOR CIVILIANS POLLUTION - THE MIGHTY AMAZON RIVER.
TIME HAS COME AGAIN FOR ME AND 'SURVIVAL' TO GET OUT INTO THE WORLD AND RE-TEACH. PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT HAVE ALLREADY ATTENDED A CAPTAIN CLIVE KELLY TALK SHOW, OR INDEED VISITED ALONG WITH THE 120, 000 OTHER THOUSAND'S OF PEOPLE THAT DID VISIT AND LEFT A PIECE OF THEIR HAIR AND FOTO OR MESSAGE IN ONE OF OUR MANY FULL VISITERS BOOKS - SOON TO BE ON SHOW AGAIN AND PUBLISHED FOR THE PROSPERITY AND SURVIVAL OF MANKIND."
"Another major lesson for me - a 71 year old sea captain with many crew members under my keel. If you are as I am - a life loving free thinkerlive-and-let-live type, do not own nought, be it shop, pub, club, farm, mansion and most nerve wracking with free friends, a boat. You being the owner captain, you have all too lose by having it cut up by a chainsaw into little square pieces by the drug enforcement agencies. I have found myself in that scary position whilst anchored in the Panama Red Bay, the bay the best marihuana this side of the pacific in the Perlas Islands, 120 miles off the coast of Panama.
One of my crew members brought a one kilo bag of the very best flowering tops resinous stinky - extremely stinky 'ma ma' dope. Even though I had pleaded with all my crew not to bring stuff on board - yes smoke all they like ashore - after all that's what the world's potheads go to the island for - to get stoned to the bone. If you wanted to film an isolated tribe - around the world as I built 'Survival' to do, then one has to have a liberal, experienced free thinking crew. I was lying quietly in my sea level with window open cabin when I saw the black pigs sniffer boat circling 'Survival'. All my crew were on another boat smoking off their strange little head's. Time for action I thought. As my other trimaran boat owner friend had just had his boat cut up when he arrived from Australia, the chainsaw was waiting as they the 'cutuppers' had been forewarned by the American drug investigators that I had previously also stopped at this Island of the Perlas. I immediately took the bag of stinky, jumped in my fast auxillary dinghy and planted it under a palm tree on another nearby island. When my so-called friend of many years returned I gave him a treasure map and pic of the tree where his bag of smelly goodies were buried, telling him, 'go get it boy. but smoke it all well away from endangering my life's achievment with 'Survival'. Needless to say he was so angry he left Survival and returned to live on the island I had introduced him too - Antigua in the Carribean. There, he was just another of the many resident potheads.
Now this type of story overflows into most of my lifes loves and friends.. because to be my freind and accept me as I am, one has to be worldly and a tryer of all things. I fell out with first Tambitin - she being my japanese brazilian girlfriend. We were fine in the city but on the boat all I seemed to do was follow her round throwing away her 'ma ma' butts or pitucas. She had to go! Then there was Cley Irekaron - and even though she had two young children - she just could not stop endangering our lives and that of our 'Survival' vessel. Then J P Duttileux; him being probably the worst time-bomb to incarceration and 'cut-up' for his constant puffing. It was further, exagerated to more danger by the fact that he also snorted the white powder up the hooter and then sought the youngest under-teen girlfriends he could find to bring on board. He even brought them aboard in sailbags carrying them on his stoned back.
MEGA OM RAINCLOUD KELLY - MY SON, CAME FOR A WHILE WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND BUT THE TWO OF THEM PUFFED AND HUFFED THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH THUS ENDANGERING THE LIVES OF US ALL, AND SURVIVAL WITH IT. THEY TOO HAD TO GO ALSO AND SO ON IT WENT. MY CONCLUSION:
If you are a free thinker and want to remain so do not attempt to own vessels in which you're so called friends can visit or live with you, it can't work. For you have to become that police officer you try to avoid in the first place and in the end.. isn't that why you wanted the freedom of your own boat at sea.
LEFT: SHE IS FROM PANAMA ISLAND AND IS CALLED CONTADORA.
RIGHT: LUZ WONG: IT WAS SHE WHO INTRODUCED ME PERSONALLY TO PRESIDENTE ROYO OF PANAMA.
HE THEN CAME FOR A SAIL AND DIVED THE PACIFIC OCEAN WITH US.
In Panama I am breaking stone flags - real ones - on my then chinese girlfriend
Luz Wong for a commercial I made for the Three X's Tequilla Company. I got $600 for it.
Luz stayed two years onboard survival then left with Mr. James Cameron and J P Dutileux.
She starred in my film 'Captain' Kelly's Sailing Tips directed by Mr. Cameron at on Antigua.
LUZ LEFT ME TO RETURN TO HOLLYWOOD WITH THEM. NEXT I HEARD WHEN SHE RANG ME
TO SAY SHE WAS NOW LIVING AT STUART COPELAND'S HOUSE - DRUMMER WITH POLICE.
SINCE THEN NOTHING - SHE HAS DISAPPEARED?
XINGU GIRLS: THE WOMEN OF THE LEGENDARY AMAZON WOMEN.
"THAT'S US.. JUST US ALL.. DONT BE ANGRY BECAUSE IT'LL SHOW LOVE. DONT BE SAD, IT'LL SHOW HAPPINESS."
DONT BE HIPPY, YOU'LL BE A STRAIGHT GROCKLE - UNDERSTANDING IS CONFUSION.. DIG?"
"THE CUBAN GOVERNMENT GAVE ME THE KEY TO THE CITY THEN PRINTED THIS WRITE-UP IN THEIR OWN PARTY NEWSPAPER.."
The Dam Buster story in June 2011.
"I intended to go back to Brazil to help the Xingu cause in July but I
became sick with poison. I drank water from church well in Lancashire UK which was contaminated. "
Getting ready to go on tour in my mobile home..
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